If humidity had a face, I'd punch it.

Children!?

So as I was working today my co-worker and I were making small talk when she asked me this question, "So, do you have any kids?" I have to say I was rather taken aback at first! And then I realized, I'm old enough right now to legitimately have kids! This was not a crazy question! I'm 22! I could be married and have a child by this age! I mean the girl who was asking me was 22, married, and pregnant herself!

It feels so odd to suddenly realize this, I'm an adult now. Friends are getting married, having kids, making a life! When did this happen!? It feels like I suddenly woke up and here I am, older!

One day I'll understand why I stay up for no apparent reason.

Good night.

First day

First day of work today. I'm working at a local camp in the house keeping department. Not really my ideal job, haha, but it brings in the money so who am I to complain, right? Today was 8am-12pm, luckly not the hot time of the day. But I"m still really worn out. I really need to get some exercising in today but I'm just so beat! Maybe I'll just do some Yoga to stretch out, no strength training today.

Cuteness.

I love kittens! They are so adorable. Why do they have to grow up and become aloof cats?!

and it's been a while.

So I really need to come back and start posting blogs again. And do it on the regular, not randomly like before.

A joke my Mom sent me.

Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check - you were driving..'

The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy.

Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

'My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy . 'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'